Hypocrites

I just read in a certain someones MySpace account, "Always Do Right. This Will Gratify Some People And Astonish The Rest", well I guess I'm one of the people who would be astonished. Astonished if the bitch would pay me back the money I loaned her, that my children and I so desperately need.

What a hypocrite. Do right? Don't you have to know what right is to do it?
Whatever, life has a way of balancing things out. I am a strong believer in Karma, I've seen it in action.

Wow

Space is flat. It's mass that that warps it (into 3 dimensions?) and causes time. So because there is mass I'm always late ; ) because without mass there is no time and if there's no time I can't be late.

Ha Ha! I'm using this excuse the next time I'm late for class.

Preparing for finals.

Is it possible for FINALS to cause a fatality? If it is, I think I might be the next victim of the oh so dreaded... "Finals Week". May God (or whatever) have mercy on my soul!

Immortality

If immortality were possible and we could live forever in our present bodies and never age or die would it be a blessing or a curse?

Hmmm...

If once you get past the event horizon of a blackhole everything becomes 2 dimensional does that mean that a blackhole is flat?

Tires.

Why do tires only come in the color black? What if I want green tires to match my car? You can get green rims why not tires?